a crack on the head is what you get for not asking

oh great. oh brilliant. oh wonderful. oh lovely
there is something even worse than twitter.
another wonderful site where lovely narcissistic people can post short (and pointless) updates on their very interesting lives is just what we need.

but this is even better than that.
on this site, you can post audio clips of your wonderful adventures. (ie what time you got up this morning, that you had scrambled egg for breakfast- all very exiting.)

so this site is not even just for narcissistic people, it is also for narcissistic people who love the sound of their own voices!
wonderful!
to post some lovely narcissistic and intresting updates, go here:
http://audioboo.fm/

i ...aquired...this today:

1. "Sweet and Tender Hooligan"
2. "I Keep Mine Hidden"
3. "Work Is a Four-Letter Word"
4. "What's the World?" (live)

I love the way at the start of What's The World? where morrissey forgets who its by haha
"this was written by...err ..erm.." then the song starts (:

p.s
:)

London Calling

Work experience was grreat, more like a holiday though tbh........
i mean it was hard sometimes, but my working hours were great! 10-4 woo

i went to oxford street, it was horrible. big topshop was too big and there were too many people. i didn't see anthing i liked that wasn't stupidly priced.
did get a peacock top in H&M though, i have been looking for one for YEARS! (i'm not kidding either, i really have)

Camden wasn't all it was cracked up to be..
too tourist-y. couldn't take much of it, it was pretty full on and busy
was okay though.
these were the best things about camden
(don't know why i look so evil in this picture..)

When i asked the guy at the stall if he had any smiths tees, he said
"yes they are in this box, reserved for our special smiths fans with good taste " he was fit too. yay

and in another vintage shop, they were playing The Boy With The Thorn in His Side and the guy who worked there was singing along really loudly ...he looked like he was enjoying himself ;)

i really wanted to write "franz" at the top in permanent marker haha

Wewent to a lovely little cemetry on saturday, all over grown and wild:


and my favourite


I bought this necklace from a "We Make" fair:

it's pretty kwl.

the train back yesterday was soooo slow. it was such a retard..
i'm off to make mesel' some pasta for lunch.
byeee




p.s

lungs

i had a lovely time "torturing" my gaga-loving sister the other day, by playing the smiths on my ipod speakers really loud when she was trying to read.
it was FUN. heh heh heh
i also saw porpoises in wales.

i had to get up at 5 this morning for a "dawn chorus" thing
5!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
argh.


i am absolutely BRICKING IT about work experience next week!
got to get up at 8.00 tomorrow morning to get the train down to london...

rate i is jst goeing 2 pak me bagz
lololololololololololololololol......
(see edens blog to know what the fuck i am on about or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbEMTLGmgwk link)

.....and watch a film (hopefully the history boys or mean girls)

Mull, scotland

after a 6-or-so hour drive, with a stop at a posh oyster bar for a delicious fish lunch, we arrived in oban, where we had a coffee and wondered around:


Then we caught the ferry to Craignure on Mull. the ferry took about 50 mins and the drive to our cottage on calagary bay took about 1 1/2 hrs.
The coattage (Bulldog cottage) was right next to the beach, this is the view from the kitchen window:

on Saturday, we went to Tobermory/Balamory" and it was raining...
but we stopped in a cafe (Tobermory Chocolate) and i had a lovely hot chocolate.


Calgary bay again:


One day, we went for a walk (a very very long one! almost 10km) and we saw lots of waterfalls, and an abandoned village:


Another day, we went to an island called Ulva which is quite a large island off mull, with 20ish inhabitants. we saw at least 6 wild deer and pink footed geese.
we also had an amazing lunch of the best potted crab ever, lentil soup and yum home made bread. with hot chocolate and cake.
the ferry that took us over, as you can tell, was the peak of modern technology:

It was beautiful, if a little wet.

The next day, we went on a boat trip to Staffa and the Treshnish islands.
we saw puffins! (shit picture i know)


And Staffa was an amazing place, aparantly the "giants causeway" type rocks are much more impressive than the irish ones

and Staffa itself was a hit with the victorians because of the amazing rock formations.
around the Treshnish Islands, we saw seals!

and the sea looked almost tropical, because of the colour



on the holiday we also saw
natural arches

highland cows

lovely little harbours

a hermit crab

and (haha) sparrows.



and i found at least 25 of these:

which is a european cowrie shell and a piece of coral.

On the drive back, we stopped at a litlle cafe in a samll village, but they didn't take card, and the cash machine had run out of cash...
so we went to a scotish themed place, the decor was awful and the toilets had no water to flush or wash hands! i had vegetable "soup" which was basically veg-flavoured water with mushy carrots floating in it . YUK! haha.
then i was on the radio and then we arrived home.

lovely video, lovely song

oh manchester, so much to answer for #2

yes. i have changed it.
because i want to say sorry
as you have already read this, you probably won't read it again.
but i was in a stress when i wrote that blog. and it [the stress] WAS NOT because of the manchester thing.
it was because of something else i would rather not say.
so i was annoyed and disappointed. i had been looking forward to it for ages.
hope you had a nice time anyway.

trying not to move on too swiftly,
i was on steve lamaq's show on 6 music yesterday.
not that anyone i know was probably listening.
or anyone listening gave a fuck about my music tastes.
if anybody wants, then they can listen to it here;
http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/shows/steve_lamacq/
and click on friday on the right hand side.
it's 45 minutes in, after the hip hop tune, if you really want to.
it's only up there for a week.
[this has run out now]

oh, and that smiths lyric should really be
oh lancaster, so much to answer for
in my opinion. tis crap.
[lancaster, not the smiths lyric!]

Nick Zinner is "HAWT"

it's true.
he is also vegan.

as is Jonsi from Sigur Ros.


And Gareth from Los Campesinos!

....
my great knowlege of "pop stars" eating habits only streches so far.

my tea party
the table at about a quarter to one on sunday morning loked like this:

afterwards, at about 5ish it looked like this: [thx 4 da piture eden]


it was fun.
i think it was a success, judging from the happy people full of cake leaving my house afterwards.
thanks to all that came, it will probably return

here is a picture of Morrissey:

he z his typewriter.